#52. In Asia
I missed my flight from Philly to Vegas / Sacramento on Saturday. I wasn't super late though. I mean you got to hit the gym before you seat down for 6 + hours. Southwest over booked the flight. No more seats! How ridiculous is that? They put me on different flight to CA. I went to Nashville, TN. then to Los Angeles. then a 3rd flight to Northern California. I spent almost 10 hours to travel.
(You know what's funny about the trip? Those fake tan / wanna be California Blondie mid west chicks. Oh, I am sorry I forgot you don't have the beach. Oops, I am sorry, you have to jump into the machines to change your skin color.)
Two days later. I jumped on super 747 flighting machine from San Francisco to Hong Kong. 14 hours flight, my brother! Guess what happen on the plane. I knocked over orange juice, screw my pants and underwear. I call that the orange wet dream over the pacific. It wasn't that bad, but i feel bad for the old lady next to me. Anyway, I arrived HK at 6 am; took the express train to the city, then cabbed to my aunt's $3 million dollar apartment. Here I am. Hong Kong, China. I am so sleepy.
(You know what's funny about the trip? Those fake tan / wanna be California Blondie mid west chicks. Oh, I am sorry I forgot you don't have the beach. Oops, I am sorry, you have to jump into the machines to change your skin color.)
Two days later. I jumped on super 747 flighting machine from San Francisco to Hong Kong. 14 hours flight, my brother! Guess what happen on the plane. I knocked over orange juice, screw my pants and underwear. I call that the orange wet dream over the pacific. It wasn't that bad, but i feel bad for the old lady next to me. Anyway, I arrived HK at 6 am; took the express train to the city, then cabbed to my aunt's $3 million dollar apartment. Here I am. Hong Kong, China. I am so sleepy.
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